Humor Articles
161: Biting The Hand That Feeds
I’m a big fan of irony.And also of journalistic integrity.I never thought I’d have to combine the two, but, look, here’s how it breaks down. This website has a glaring typo. “To all members: Thanks fo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Biting-The-Hand-That-Feeds.html162: Punch Line Madness
It all started with a job advertisement for a greeting card company that was advertising for writers. The beginning was straightforward enough as the posting asked applicants to send their resumes al
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Punch-Line-Madness.html163: Re-incarnation is Real
Let’s face it reincarnation is a very interesting concept indeed. I was recently talking with a gentleman about how Re-incarnation is an interesting belief and he explained the Hindus belief and how e
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Re-incarnation-is-Real.html164: Getting Rid of a Bad Hair Day
Have you ever got up and planned an important day only to find your hair will not cooperate at all? It just looks like crap? There is nothing you can do and everything you try makes it worse. So you j
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Getting-Rid-of-a-Bad-Hair-Day.html165: Aliens Are Among Us
It can now be revealed.They’re taking over the world. They’re living and working among us.The aliens of the Tranisiuc.This is no drill. This is the real McCoy. I’m telling the world in the hope we can
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Aliens-Are-Among-Us.html166: The Brilliant Rejection Dating Maneuver
I was talking one day with my two teenage nieces—both sensible young women who apparently have never suffered through the dating experiences I had wrestled with. I started the conversation because I w
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Brilliant-Rejection-Dating-Maneuver.html167: Things To Know Before Moving To Dothan, Alabama
Dothan, AL- Every time I turn around, another Northerner is moving into my neighborhood. I’m beginning to think all my neighbors are Yankees. This is not really a problem, but obviously most of thes
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Things-To-Know-Before-Moving-To-Dothan-Alabama.html168: The Way It Used to Be
Down here in Dothan, Alabama we have a city park that’s been setup to give folks a feeling for how country life used-to-be. I guess these parks are probably springing up all over the country, I’ll be
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Way-It-Used-to-Be.html169: Are All Men Fashion Train Wrecks, Or Is It Just Me?
When I shop for clothes, I keep it simple. I walk into the men’s store and say, “I want to look at some shirts.”The salesperson points to the shirts and I say “I’ll take this one and that one”.I’m ou
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Are-All-Men-Fashion-Train-Wrecks-Or-Is-It-Just-Me.html170: Healthy Joke
"Always laugh when you can. It’s cheap medicine"- These words from the prolific comedy writer, Larry Gelbart, seem to describe best what most of us know from our own experiences with laughing: it not
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Healthy-Joke.html171: Unruly Airliner Passenger Discharge System
So often we have unruly airline passengers who threaten to disrupt a flight or cause a scene. Some have been known to attack passengers, attempt to open a door in flight or even assault a stewardess.
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Unruly-Airliner-Passenger-Discharge-System.html172: Goosed
I hate geese. I am an animal lover extraordinaire, with the exception of geese. You may wonder why this particular species engenderers such anathema, what could cause a sane, rational, mature woman wh
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Goosed.html173: How a Head Cold Got Me Married -- Short Version
Now that I’m settled, I must reflect on my past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can I forget the many times I’ve misled myself into a man’s loving arms, and how much I loved every minute of it?Why, I
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/How-a-Head-Cold-Got-Me-Married----Short-Version.html174: Rural Relocation - Considerations and Adjustments
So you’re thinking about going country? It’s time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the ‘G’ from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business i
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Rural-Relocation---Considerations-and-Adjustments.html175: Sleeping in the Same Bed
Q: When in a relationship, why is it so difficult getting used to sleeping with someone in the same bed? Why do women find it necessary to cuddle so much? A: You won’t believe this, but I recently b
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Sleeping-in-the-Same-Bed.html176: When the Father Becomes the Groom
And then it happened! On the corner of his favourite Tamil daily page, inside this small rectangle space was a banner proudly proclaiming… “Find your life partner.” “Get married now!!” It was an Inter
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/When-the-Father-Becomes-the-Groom.html177: The Drowning Spool
It was a momentous day in the neighborhood as all the kids were buzzing about the next big thing to arrive on the block. Though nobody could pinpoint exactly how or where this new marvel had first ap
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Drowning-Spool.html178: Junior Economics
One hot summer afternoon in August, a convenience store clerk leaned against the counter waiting for a customer to come along. Pretty soon a young boy entered the store, who looked to be around eight
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Junior-Economics.html179: Survival Instinct
One day a hiker was traveling along a mountain trail. He had planned to follow the trail for several miles before retracing his steps back to the point where he started. Several miles down the path
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Survival-Instinct.html180: Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
My source at the Blair House told me a funny story the other day. It seems that Karl Rove stepped into the President’s bedroom and stood in front of the man-length mirror. He said, “Mirror, Mirror on
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