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Bell had followed him home. After a night of forty year old leaches in polyester groping her through thick clouds of stale cigar smoke at the Howard Johnson on route 60, she followed this tall strang

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162: Killing Time

Kermit the Frog once said that it�s not easy being green.I personally maintain that it�s not easy being Kermit the Frog. After all, the Incredible Hulk has been green for years, but it�s a foolish man

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163: No Comprendo

The noontime peace on our townhouse patio was suddenly shattered by the raucous bellow of a leaf blower. A South American gardener�s helper and his blower machine inexorably advanced toward my patio

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164: Obscure News

Well known hobo Travelin� Jack Steinway died last night in Arizona. He was 76.Although not traditionally the glitziest profession, Jack was truly one of the leading lights of vagrancy throughout his l

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165: Biting The Hand That Feeds

I�m a big fan of irony.And also of journalistic integrity.I never thought I�d have to combine the two, but, look, here�s how it breaks down. This website has a glaring typo. �To all members: Thanks fo

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166: Punch Line Madness

It all started with a job advertisement for a greeting card company that was advertising for writers. The beginning was straightforward enough as the posting asked applicants to send their resumes al

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167: Re-incarnation is Real

Let�s face it reincarnation is a very interesting concept indeed. I was recently talking with a gentleman about how Re-incarnation is an interesting belief and he explained the Hindus belief and how e

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168: Getting Rid of a Bad Hair Day

Have you ever got up and planned an important day only to find your hair will not cooperate at all? It just looks like crap? There is nothing you can do and everything you try makes it worse. So you j

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169: Aliens Are Among Us

It can now be revealed.They�re taking over the world. They�re living and working among us.The aliens of the Tranisiuc.This is no drill. This is the real McCoy. I�m telling the world in the hope we can

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170: The Brilliant Rejection Dating Maneuver

I was talking one day with my two teenage nieces�both sensible young women who apparently have never suffered through the dating experiences I had wrestled with. I started the conversation because I w

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171: Things To Know Before Moving To Dothan, Alabama

Dothan, AL- Every time I turn around, another Northerner is moving into my neighborhood. I�m beginning to think all my neighbors are Yankees. This is not really a problem, but obviously most of thes

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172: The Way It Used to Be

Down here in Dothan, Alabama we have a city park that�s been setup to give folks a feeling for how country life used-to-be. I guess these parks are probably springing up all over the country, I�ll be

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173: Are All Men Fashion Train Wrecks, Or Is It Just Me?

When I shop for clothes, I keep it simple. I walk into the men�s store and say, �I want to look at some shirts.�The salesperson points to the shirts and I say �I�ll take this one and that one�.I�m ou

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174: Healthy Joke

"Always laugh when you can. It�s cheap medicine"- These words from the prolific comedy writer, Larry Gelbart, seem to describe best what most of us know from our own experiences with laughing: it not

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175: Unruly Airliner Passenger Discharge System

So often we have unruly airline passengers who threaten to disrupt a flight or cause a scene. Some have been known to attack passengers, attempt to open a door in flight or even assault a stewardess.

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176: Goosed

I hate geese. I am an animal lover extraordinaire, with the exception of geese. You may wonder why this particular species engenderers such anathema, what could cause a sane, rational, mature woman wh

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177: How a Head Cold Got Me Married -- Short Version

Now that I�m settled, I must reflect on my past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can I forget the many times I�ve misled myself into a man�s loving arms, and how much I loved every minute of it?Why, I

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178: Rural Relocation - Considerations and Adjustments

So you�re thinking about going country? It�s time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the �G� from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business i

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179: Sleeping in the Same Bed

Q: When in a relationship, why is it so difficult getting used to sleeping with someone in the same bed? Why do women find it necessary to cuddle so much? A: You won�t believe this, but I recently b

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180: When the Father Becomes the Groom

And then it happened! On the corner of his favourite Tamil daily page, inside this small rectangle space was a banner proudly proclaiming� �Find your life partner.� �Get married now!!� It was an Inter

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