Humor Articles
121: A Page From Betty Crocker’s Cookbook
Recently, while sitting in my chair drinking the last of my breakfast coffee, a thought staggered into my mind. I must confess most thoughts are quite lonely once they enter my mind, but this one had
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/A-Page-From-Betty-Crockers-Cookbook.html122: The Headless Horseman Of Mass Media: Information Everywhere, Philosophy Nowhere
Did you ever notice that we’re surrounded by information but hardly ever come across an idea in the media that might help us lead sane and happy lives? Oh, not the usual self-help drivel about how to
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Headless-Horseman-Of-Mass-Media-Information-Everywhere-Philosophy-Nowhere.html123: FBI Must Hire More Homosexuals to Monitor Gay Fringe Groups
We know that the FBI had to hire people who smoke pot in order to infiltrate the eco-terrorists groups to catch them. As most of these losers were pot smokers with no job and living in Oregon around t
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/FBI-Must-Hire-More-Homosexuals-to-Monitor-Gay-Fringe-Groups.html124: All People Need to be Free from Repression
As the world gets closer together and we see the human rights abuses and the pain and sorrow of so many poor people around the planet; one can only come to the conclusion that people indeed need freed
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/All-People-Need-to-be-Free-from-Repression.html125: Jesus Was an Illegal Alien Too
Many people may not realize this, but did you know that Jesus was an illegal alien too? Think of it. He really was wasn’t he? You know at first I did not believe it either, I thought to my self this c
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Jesus-Was-an-Illegal-Alien-Too.html126: Why I Did Not Become A Surgeon
From my early teens, my dad spent time counseling me on my choice of profession. At an early age, I had the mind to study law. I joined the debating society in school as a preparatory step. In my last
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Why-I-Did-Not-Become-A-Surgeon.html127: Jokes Are Better In Context
Have you ever attempted to give some kind of a joke, for example at the beginning of a presentation, only to have it fall on what seems like terribly deaf ears? You are not alone. Depending on the co
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Jokes-Are-Better-In-Context.html128: Golden Swiss Steak
I was just pouring an icy cold glass of tea as our neighbor Ginny announced her presence in the kitchen in the usual way, by giving a short dry cough. I could never figure out if this was some kind o
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Golden-Swiss-Steak.html129: Prank Calling Technology
Do you have King Albert in a can? Such phrases used to be the rage of the Mad Magazine reading youth of the 70’s. Today the standard for the prank or crank call has been raised with examples in pop
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Prank-Calling-Technology.html130: A Silent Night - Not At My House
People say, as they get older their hearing is not what it used to be. I have found this to be true for myself. The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, the more I hear noises in the middle
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/A-Silent-Night-Not-At-My-House.html131: Hurricane Alberto; A Tropical Illegal Alien
As we are worried about illegal aliens, we must also be worried about an even more devastating trend coming across our borders. Hurricanes. The 2006 Hurricane Season has started early and illegal alie
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Hurricane-Alberto-A-Tropical-Illegal-Alien.html132: Marriage and Parenting
Marriage and parenting are among the few highly-challenging skills for which there are no qualifications, and for which no previous experience is necessary, and for which people just assume they are d
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Marriage-and-Parenting.html133: The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script?
First, we learned to say and spell the puppet’s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullah’s knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Illogical-Puppet-Of-Iran-Any-Chance-Of-Getting-The-Little-Guy-A-Better-Script.html134: Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic – and issued her a
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Senior-Ticked-For-Walking-Too-Slow-Others-Try-Roller-Skates.html135: Can Anyone Learn to be Funny?
Probably the single greatest asset which anyone can ever have in conversations is the ability to make other people laugh.Whether you are asking your boss for a raise, talking to someone who you like,
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Can-Anyone-Learn-to-be-Funny.html136: Your Sense Humor - Try Exercising It
You have a your own private workout gym for your sense of humor. A place to keep it toned and healthy. It’s your imagination. And the good news is that if you know how to worry you know how to use you
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Your-Sense-Humor-Try-Exercising-It.html137: Sense of Humor - Your Quiet Ally
“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig,” wrote Frank Moore Colby, “How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?”In my experience the answer is “None.” Ask any gathering
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Sense-of-Humor-Your-Quiet-Ally.html138: Your Mischievous Sense of Humor
It’s a funny thing about the sense of humor: There are times when its just plain mischievous. The way is can slip into our consciousness unannounced,
unanticipated. and frequently uninvited. It’s as
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Your-Mischievous-Sense-of-Humor.html139: Everybody Change Jobs
We need more diversity.More!I was watching the television news and the newscaster’s name was Muk Luck Yoing Yang Bieu. I think he is a first generation son of a Pakistani guy.That’s fine. We need more
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Everybody-Change-Jobs.html140: Senior Ticketed For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Rollerskates
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic – and issued her a
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