Humor Articles
121: A Silent Night - Not At My House
People say, as they get older their hearing is not what it used to be. I have found this to be true for myself. The older I get, and I plan to get as old as I can, the more I hear noises in the middle
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/A-Silent-Night-Not-At-My-House.html122: Hurricane Alberto; A Tropical Illegal Alien
As we are worried about illegal aliens, we must also be worried about an even more devastating trend coming across our borders. Hurricanes. The 2006 Hurricane Season has started early and illegal alie
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Hurricane-Alberto-A-Tropical-Illegal-Alien.html123: Marriage and Parenting
Marriage and parenting are among the few highly-challenging skills for which there are no qualifications, and for which no previous experience is necessary, and for which people just assume they are d
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Marriage-and-Parenting.html124: The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script?
First, we learned to say and spell the puppet’s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullah’s knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Illogical-Puppet-Of-Iran-Any-Chance-Of-Getting-The-Little-Guy-A-Better-Script.html125: Senior Ticked For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Roller Skates
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic – and issued her a
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Senior-Ticked-For-Walking-Too-Slow-Others-Try-Roller-Skates.html126: Can Anyone Learn to be Funny?
Probably the single greatest asset which anyone can ever have in conversations is the ability to make other people laugh.Whether you are asking your boss for a raise, talking to someone who you like,
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Can-Anyone-Learn-to-be-Funny.html127: Your Sense Humor - Try Exercising It
You have a your own private workout gym for your sense of humor. A place to keep it toned and healthy. It’s your imagination. And the good news is that if you know how to worry you know how to use you
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Your-Sense-Humor-Try-Exercising-It.html128: Sense of Humor - Your Quiet Ally
“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig,” wrote Frank Moore Colby, “How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?”In my experience the answer is “None.” Ask any gathering
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Sense-of-Humor-Your-Quiet-Ally.html129: Your Mischievous Sense of Humor
It’s a funny thing about the sense of humor: There are times when its just plain mischievous. The way is can slip into our consciousness unannounced,
unanticipated. and frequently uninvited. It’s as
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Your-Mischievous-Sense-of-Humor.html130: Everybody Change Jobs
We need more diversity.More!I was watching the television news and the newscaster’s name was Muk Luck Yoing Yang Bieu. I think he is a first generation son of a Pakistani guy.That’s fine. We need more
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Everybody-Change-Jobs.html131: Senior Ticketed For Walking Too Slow; Others Try Rollerskates
An 82-year-old woman was recently issued a ticket in California for crossing a street too slowly. A police officer, who arrived on a motorcycle, told her she was obstructing traffic – and issued her a
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Senior-Ticketed-For-Walking-Too-Slow-Others-Try-Rollerskates.html132: I Think Elliot Spitzer might be the Devil?
You what I like about America? Well, I am allowed to have an opinion and it is wonderful to consider this and even better to speak my mind. So, I will. I really think that Elliot Spitzer might be the
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/I-Think-Elliot-Spitzer-might-be-the-Devil.html133: The Sad Truth About the Most Viewed Ezine Articles
Having written a number of humorous and political ezine articles to kind of get my feet wet in this new frontier, I decided to see what other subjects are most often viewed. I’m inquisitive that way;
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Sad-Truth-About-the-Most-Viewed-Ezine-Articles.html134: Why Do I Laugh At Sicko Stuff?
Why do I do it? Why do I laugh at things I shouldn’t? For instance, when someone from Howard Stern’s “whack pack”, his personal collection of mentally challenged misfits with various speech impediment
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Why-Do-I-Laugh-At-Sicko-Stuff.html135: What I Found in My Beard This Morning
It must be spring coming on. I couldn’t stand my beard for another minute. I had warned my wife that it had to go. She finally gave in and said that if the beard was bothering me so much I could shave
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/What-I-Found-in-My-Beard-This-Morning.html136: Speed Secret
A high school coach was looking forward to track season. As he assembled his class of young men to compete for the 100 yard dash, he had several boys line up for the start of the race. One boy seeme
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Speed-Secret.html137: Taliban Infiltrates South Dakota Legislature
Where are the last vestiges of Afghanistan’s Taliban leaders hiding? Are they cowering in caves near the Pakistani border? Perhaps they own a condo complex in Karachi. More likely they are on a Dude R
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Taliban-Infiltrates-South-Dakota-Legislature.html138: Just Skank It
Ever wake up with five minutes before class? How about waking up late by no fault of your own for work? The power went out in your building, the cleaning people decided they were going to come right a
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Just-Skank-It.html139: Anxiety Control for Artificial Intelligent Androids Companions
The consumer market for artificial intelligent robotic androids will be incredible by 2020. However consumers are likely to ask for more and more features as time goes on. If you are a robotic engin
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Anxiety-Control-for-Artificial-Intelligent-Androids-Companions.html140: Come Let Us Lament
My sister-in-law asked me to write this article. She must be lamenting.The best place to lament is at the Wailing Wall. You can see the Wailing Wall at http://www.aish.com/wallcam/. The picture change
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