Humor Articles
101: Man Conquers Forms; Oh the Day When? Lance Rants
Have you noticed that you are surrounded by forms everywhere you go; you are always signing your name to some piece of paper, but why; why all the forms everywhere? Who does this serve or is it a secr
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Man-Conquers-Forms-Oh-the-Day-When-Lance-Rants.html102: Shoo Fly Pie
My Aunt Nita has volunteered us to make six Shoo Fly pies for the church homecoming supper. Not to mention a few extra ones for our company.I am particularly excited because the Rutherford’s will be s
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Shoo-Fly-Pie.html103: Crouching Tiger Flying Squirrel
Now last summer I had seen Crouching Tiger Flying Squirrel. Three against one running up and down the Pine Trees. Well falling down. What was amazing was they were still fighting as they fell, with n
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Crouching-Tiger-Flying-Squirrel.html104: Playing the Hokey Pokey can get you Killed During a Fire Drill
It is four a.m. I have been asleep for roughly two hours. I can still smell and taste this really disgusting pizza we had a few hours earlier. Suddenly the fire alarm goes off throughout the entire bu
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Playing-the-Hokey-Pokey-can-get-you-Killed-During-a-Fire-Drill.html105: Clever Mayor Roy Nagen: Has Runoff Election With White Guy Who Looks Just Like Roy Himself
We wouldn’t even hazard a guess at the odds against such a outcome, but the runoff election in New Orleans looks about as bizarre as anything you’re likely to see even in the Mardi Gras.
Roy Nagen, t
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Clever-Mayor-Roy-Nagen-Has-Runoff-Election-With-White-Guy-Who-Looks-Just-Like-Roy-Himself.html106: Basketball For Short People: Basket To Be Lowered
Since the 1950s, when short but fast players had a chance of making it onto a professional court – such as the legendary Bob Cousy of the Boston Celtics, known for startling innovations like dribbling
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Basketball-For-Short-People-Basket-To-Be-Lowered.html107: Another Dracula, Another Flop
This week Warner Brothers joined the Walt Disney company in attempting to transform Broadway from a venue with a whisper of hope for social relevance into one that presents works that are the intellec
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Another-Dracula-Another-Flop.html108: Medical Researcher Discovers Cause Of Asinine Behavior
There you are, talking to someone, who, you assume, is intelligent. Then, quite unexpectedly, he or she says something that makes you realize that, like it or not, you’re talking to an ass.
Now, a re
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Medical-Researcher-Discovers-Cause-Of-Asinine-Behavior.html109: Major Software Innovation: Same Tasks In All Programs Will Be Done With Same Clicks
Writing software, once a form of individual proclivity, is about to be, at least in its most common functions, daringly standardized.
The innovative initiative has been dubbed "A Uniform Standard For
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Major-Software-Innovation-Same-Tasks-In-All-Programs-Will-Be-Done-With-Same-Clicks.html110: Canada In Secret Talks To Trade Quebec For Florida
History does not record the existence of a single Canadian who has not wished his nation had a bit of tropical diversity.
As chilliness North of Niagara would have it, Ottawa has had an ongoing freez
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Canada-In-Secret-Talks-To-Trade-Quebec-For-Florida.html111: Gossip: What People Say About It
We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it. We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Gossip-What-People-Say-About-It.html112: A Page From Betty Crocker’s Cookbook
Recently, while sitting in my chair drinking the last of my breakfast coffee, a thought staggered into my mind. I must confess most thoughts are quite lonely once they enter my mind, but this one had
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/A-Page-From-Betty-Crockers-Cookbook.html113: The Headless Horseman Of Mass Media: Information Everywhere, Philosophy Nowhere
Did you ever notice that we’re surrounded by information but hardly ever come across an idea in the media that might help us lead sane and happy lives? Oh, not the usual self-help drivel about how to
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Headless-Horseman-Of-Mass-Media-Information-Everywhere-Philosophy-Nowhere.html114: FBI Must Hire More Homosexuals to Monitor Gay Fringe Groups
We know that the FBI had to hire people who smoke pot in order to infiltrate the eco-terrorists groups to catch them. As most of these losers were pot smokers with no job and living in Oregon around t
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/FBI-Must-Hire-More-Homosexuals-to-Monitor-Gay-Fringe-Groups.html115: All People Need to be Free from Repression
As the world gets closer together and we see the human rights abuses and the pain and sorrow of so many poor people around the planet; one can only come to the conclusion that people indeed need freed
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/All-People-Need-to-be-Free-from-Repression.html116: Jesus Was an Illegal Alien Too
Many people may not realize this, but did you know that Jesus was an illegal alien too? Think of it. He really was wasn’t he? You know at first I did not believe it either, I thought to my self this c
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Jesus-Was-an-Illegal-Alien-Too.html117: Why I Did Not Become A Surgeon
From my early teens, my dad spent time counseling me on my choice of profession. At an early age, I had the mind to study law. I joined the debating society in school as a preparatory step. In my last
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Why-I-Did-Not-Become-A-Surgeon.html118: Jokes Are Better In Context
Have you ever attempted to give some kind of a joke, for example at the beginning of a presentation, only to have it fall on what seems like terribly deaf ears? You are not alone. Depending on the co
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Jokes-Are-Better-In-Context.html119: Golden Swiss Steak
I was just pouring an icy cold glass of tea as our neighbor Ginny announced her presence in the kitchen in the usual way, by giving a short dry cough. I could never figure out if this was some kind o
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Golden-Swiss-Steak.html120: Prank Calling Technology
Do you have King Albert in a can? Such phrases used to be the rage of the Mad Magazine reading youth of the 70’s. Today the standard for the prank or crank call has been raised with examples in pop
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