Humor Articles
81: Trivial Pursuit: In Search Of Amusing Historic Events
I love trivia. While reading various books on various subjects over varying periods of time, I always come across some interesting tidbits of information…trivial food for thought, all of which make me
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Trivial-Pursuit-In-Search-Of-Amusing-Historic-Events.html82: Nasal Drip: An Anthropological Phenomenon
Supermarkets are the greatest places to people-watch, especially while standing in line waiting to pay for your groceries. I’ve observed some anthropological phenomenon that may surprise you. The most
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Nasal-Drip-An-Anthropological-Phenomenon.html83: The Wyrding Well of the Pines
When they had built the fit trail through the old Doc’s resort, they tore down the water tower. When I was little me and that ass next door would play in a pit behind the tower with Tonka trucks. My
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Wyrding-Well-of-the-Pines.html84: Despite Hurricane Season, Weather Still Better Than On Moon
While last year’s hurricane season made people who reverberate with manifestations of climate change shake their heads at the thunderous weather, we must admit that, despite its destructive force, the
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Despite-Hurricane-Season-Weather-Still-Better-Than-On-Moon.html85: Bolivian President Evo Morales: Expropriates Energy Company Assets While Accusing Them Of Stealing
The new leftist President of Bolivia, Evo Morales, wasted no time sending his nation’s underdeveloped economy into a tailspin by expropriating the assets of the energy companies who had made major inv
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Bolivian-President-Evo-Morales-Expropriates-Energy-Company-Assets-While-Accusing-Them-Of-Stealing.html86: Time To Bring Pete Rose Home
Poor Pete Rose, the tireless slugger who the execs of the game kicked out because he was caught bet-handed. How many hears must the remorseful soul twist on the rack of their self-righteous protection
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Time-To-Bring-Pete-Rose-Home.html87: JazzFest In New Orleans Kicks Off Without Jazz
The Jazzfest in New Orleans, intended to revive the sodden spirits of the land of legendary jazz greats, went off, oddly enough, with comparatively little jazz. There was, in conspicuous unlikelihood,
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/JazzFest-In-New-Orleans-Kicks-Off-Without-Jazz.html88: Infant Author Accused Of Plaigarism; Copied Sounds In Nursery
A newborn infant, who showed unusual promise in the hospital nursery in the modulation of her of coos and cries and was immediately swept from her mother’s arms to Harvard University, has now been dis
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Infant-Author-Accused-Of-Plaigarism-Copied-Sounds-In-Nursery.html89: America To Sue Rest Of World For Ungrateful Behavior
America, which has sacrificed the lives of its citizens and its material plentitude more selflessly than any other nation in history to come to the assistance of other countries, noted the astonishing
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/America-To-Sue-Rest-Of-World-For-Ungrateful-Behavior.html90: Pope to Rule On Condoms And AIDS; May Consult People With Hands-On Experience
Pope Benedict, taking an unexpected and courageous step, has asked for recommendations from fellow ecclesiastics about whether or not a couple, in which one member has AIDS, may use condoms for the pr
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Pope-to-Rule-On-Condoms-And-AIDS-May-Consult-People-With-Hands-On-Experience.html91: Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft Products; Denies Monopolistic Intent
Microsoft announced today that its new Vista operating system would support only products made by Microsoft.
The announcement immediately set off a tsunami of furious responses from all the other sof
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Microsoft-Vista-To-Support-Only-Microsoft-Products-Denies-Monopolistic-Intent.html92: Government Study Shows Decrease In Buying Power Of Dollar; Now Equal To Penny
The U. S. Department of Treasury has done a reevaluation of the currency and determined that the buying-power of the dollar bill is now the exact equivalent of what the buying power of a penny once wa
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Government-Study-Shows-Decrease-In-Buying-Power-Of-Dollar-Now-Equal-To-Penny.html93: The Topless CPA
Todd, out of town on business and looking for a bit of comfort, knew he was in trouble when the topless dancer he just couldn’t say no to slipped his next twenty into her silver garter, and, with a tw
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Topless-CPA.html94: Hillary Clinton To Become Republican
Hillary Clinton, long famously popular among Democrats but obsessively excoriated by Republicans, has decided to turn the tables on her opponents by becoming one of them.
In an interview, Senator Cli
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Hillary-Clinton-To-Become-Republican.html95: Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy
Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighting the wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani slap
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Iraqi-Insurgents-In-Secret-Talks-Admit-May-Be-Fighting-Wrong-Enemy.html96: Nightclub For Baby Boomes Raided; Patrons Nabbed For Dropping Antacid
A trendy new nightclub that caters to baby boomers who find themselves unexpectedly single was raided by police last night. Acting on a tip from a twenty-something couple who entered the hotspot by ac
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Nightclub-For-Baby-Boomes-Raided-Patrons-Nabbed-For-Dropping-Antacid.html97: Proof Tax Laws Faulty: 9 Out Of 10 Americans Set To Declare Bankruptcy
As the distribution of wealth in America becomes increasingly skewed toward the wealthiest 7% or so of the population, where we find more and more resplendently bedecked billionaires, the income of th
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Proof-Tax-Laws-Faulty-9-Out-Of-10-Americans-Set-To-Declare-Bankruptcy.html98: Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years; Humans Express Concern
We are often reminded that the sun will only shine in a way that can support life way out here on the earth for only about another five billion years. Sensing the eventuality of the cataclysm, we’re e
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Sun-Will-Only-Burn-For-5-Billion-More-Years-Humans-Express-Concern.html99: Court Jester Party Jokes - He Who Laughs Last
A party is not a party without a jester in the midst and we all have one of those in the family so what we do now is to approach this person of hidden talent to entertain your guests at what ever the
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Court-Jester-Party-Jokes-He-Who-Laughs-Last.html100: National Illegal Immigration Boycott; Why Not Make it One Month?
On May 1st, 2006 there will be a Hispanic boycott of all businesses and they plan on not spending any money. They say they are doing this to promote fairness to illegal immigrants, however many of the
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