Humor Articles
81: Time To Bring Pete Rose Home
Poor Pete Rose, the tireless slugger who the execs of the game kicked out because he was caught bet-handed. How many hears must the remorseful soul twist on the rack of their self-righteous protection
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Time-To-Bring-Pete-Rose-Home.html82: JazzFest In New Orleans Kicks Off Without Jazz
The Jazzfest in New Orleans, intended to revive the sodden spirits of the land of legendary jazz greats, went off, oddly enough, with comparatively little jazz. There was, in conspicuous unlikelihood,
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/JazzFest-In-New-Orleans-Kicks-Off-Without-Jazz.html83: Infant Author Accused Of Plaigarism; Copied Sounds In Nursery
A newborn infant, who showed unusual promise in the hospital nursery in the modulation of her of coos and cries and was immediately swept from her mother’s arms to Harvard University, has now been dis
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Infant-Author-Accused-Of-Plaigarism-Copied-Sounds-In-Nursery.html84: America To Sue Rest Of World For Ungrateful Behavior
America, which has sacrificed the lives of its citizens and its material plentitude more selflessly than any other nation in history to come to the assistance of other countries, noted the astonishing
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/America-To-Sue-Rest-Of-World-For-Ungrateful-Behavior.html85: Pope to Rule On Condoms And AIDS; May Consult People With Hands-On Experience
Pope Benedict, taking an unexpected and courageous step, has asked for recommendations from fellow ecclesiastics about whether or not a couple, in which one member has AIDS, may use condoms for the pr
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Pope-to-Rule-On-Condoms-And-AIDS-May-Consult-People-With-Hands-On-Experience.html86: Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft Products; Denies Monopolistic Intent
Microsoft announced today that its new Vista operating system would support only products made by Microsoft.
The announcement immediately set off a tsunami of furious responses from all the other sof
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Microsoft-Vista-To-Support-Only-Microsoft-Products-Denies-Monopolistic-Intent.html87: Government Study Shows Decrease In Buying Power Of Dollar; Now Equal To Penny
The U. S. Department of Treasury has done a reevaluation of the currency and determined that the buying-power of the dollar bill is now the exact equivalent of what the buying power of a penny once wa
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Government-Study-Shows-Decrease-In-Buying-Power-Of-Dollar-Now-Equal-To-Penny.html88: The Topless CPA
Todd, out of town on business and looking for a bit of comfort, knew he was in trouble when the topless dancer he just couldn’t say no to slipped his next twenty into her silver garter, and, with a tw
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Topless-CPA.html89: Hillary Clinton To Become Republican
Hillary Clinton, long famously popular among Democrats but obsessively excoriated by Republicans, has decided to turn the tables on her opponents by becoming one of them.
In an interview, Senator Cli
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Hillary-Clinton-To-Become-Republican.html90: Iraqi Insurgents In Secret Talks; Admit May Be Fighting Wrong Enemy
Iraqi insurgent groups, in secret talks with resourcefully pacifying President Jalal Talabani, admitted they may have been fighting the wrong enemy. Upon hearing the admission, President Talibani slap
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Iraqi-Insurgents-In-Secret-Talks-Admit-May-Be-Fighting-Wrong-Enemy.html91: Nightclub For Baby Boomes Raided; Patrons Nabbed For Dropping Antacid
A trendy new nightclub that caters to baby boomers who find themselves unexpectedly single was raided by police last night. Acting on a tip from a twenty-something couple who entered the hotspot by ac
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Nightclub-For-Baby-Boomes-Raided-Patrons-Nabbed-For-Dropping-Antacid.html92: Proof Tax Laws Faulty: 9 Out Of 10 Americans Set To Declare Bankruptcy
As the distribution of wealth in America becomes increasingly skewed toward the wealthiest 7% or so of the population, where we find more and more resplendently bedecked billionaires, the income of th
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Proof-Tax-Laws-Faulty-9-Out-Of-10-Americans-Set-To-Declare-Bankruptcy.html93: Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years; Humans Express Concern
We are often reminded that the sun will only shine in a way that can support life way out here on the earth for only about another five billion years. Sensing the eventuality of the cataclysm, we’re e
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Sun-Will-Only-Burn-For-5-Billion-More-Years-Humans-Express-Concern.html94: Court Jester Party Jokes - He Who Laughs Last
A party is not a party without a jester in the midst and we all have one of those in the family so what we do now is to approach this person of hidden talent to entertain your guests at what ever the
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Court-Jester-Party-Jokes-He-Who-Laughs-Last.html95: National Illegal Immigration Boycott; Why Not Make it One Month?
On May 1st, 2006 there will be a Hispanic boycott of all businesses and they plan on not spending any money. They say they are doing this to promote fairness to illegal immigrants, however many of the
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/National-Illegal-Immigration-Boycott-Why-Not-Make-it-One-Month.html96: Some Great Irish Jokes
The Irish are renowned for their quick wit and ability to even laugh at themselves. Below are a few favourite Irish jokes meant to be taken in the spirit they were written in.Paddy was with his mates
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Some-Great-Irish-Jokes.html97: Can Work Ever Be Funny?
Sometimes work can be the worst thing in life, it is generally viewed as nothing more than a means to an end. Most of the time the only thing that you really think about is, what am I going to do when
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Can-Work-Ever-Be-Funny.html98: Circus Clowns - Without Skill Laughter Turns Into Disaster
We all love clowning around and playing the idiot bringing laughter to those around us but sometimes our antics seen as bit of fun can turn laughter into disaster. Circus Clowns are similar to that of
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Circus-Clowns-Without-Skill-Laughter-Turns-Into-Disaster.html99: Unholy Alliance, Stern and Imus, Keep Rich Tenant Doors Open
In a last minute plea by Howard Stern and Don Imus—arch shock jock enemies by day, civic watchdogs by night—New York City’s Mayor Bloomberg was moved to avert a doorman strike that potentially could h
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Unholy-Alliance-Stern-and-Imus-Keep-Rich-Tenant-Doors-Open.html100: The Paper or the Staple; Which Lasts Longer?
One of mans greatest inventions has to be the staple, not the paper clip. Do you know why? Well it is very efficient indeed. That is to say it works real fine an lasts a long time you see? The paper c
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