Humor Articles
61: Mexican Immigrants Flock To National Guard; Hope To Patrol Border
Mexican immigrants, upon hearing of President Bush’s intention to send the National Guard to patrol our borders with Mexico, flocked to Guard headquarters across the nation to sign up for duty.
While
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Mexican-Immigrants-Flock-To-National-Guard-Hope-To-Patrol-Border.html62: The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve
I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, “Let’s clean out the garage today.” Trust me on this one, it is no April fool’s joke, but
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Origins-Of-Spring-Cleaning-Or-Along-Came-Eve.html63: Razor Burned
It should have been a simple task. Just go to the drugstore and buy a razor. Not even one of those highly complex computerized electric razors you need an advanced degree in electrical engineering to
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Razor-Burned.html64: Why We Have Not Caught Osama bin Laden Yet
Do you ever wonder why we have not caught up with the chief International Terrorist who caused the 911 Attacks on the United States of America yet? Well I heard it thru the grape vine that Osama bin L
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Why-We-Have-Not-Caught-Osama-bin-Laden-Yet.html65: All the People Who Ate Meat on Friday Went to Hell
For Centuries the Catholic Church forbid people from eating meat on Fridays and so no one ate meat, instead they ate something else. Now that the Pope changed the rules a few decades ago one has to wo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/All-the-People-Who-Ate-Meat-on-Friday-Went-to-Hell.html66: Thighway Robbery
Spring has finally returned to our neck of the woods.I love Spring time. I look forward to it more with each passing year. I usually start counting down the days right after Christmas. Winter doesn’t
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Thighway-Robbery.html67: Why Lawyers Are Safe
The safest profession some say is a lawyer. This is for many reasons; one reason for instance is that everyone hates lawyers, I do not know why, they just do, ask anyone about these professional paras
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Why-Lawyers-Are-Safe.html68: Iranian President Ahmadinejad Sits Right Down And Pretends To Write Bush A Letter
Last week, upstart Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmandinejad sat right down and, ostensibly, wrote George Bush a letter, in which he lectured him on the evils of “freedom and democracy,” while pontificat
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Iranian-President-Ahmadinejad-Sits-Right-Down-And-Pretends-To-Write-Bush-A-Letter.html69: Sex Surveys Of Teenagers Prove Inaccurate: Teens Tend To Become Virgins Again
The validity of surveys of teenage sexual behavior has recently been brought into serious question. While it has always been known that many members of the age group may exaggerate the extent of their
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Sex-Surveys-Of-Teenagers-Prove-Inaccurate-Teens-Tend-To-Become-Virgins-Again.html70: Apple Sued Over Logo By Apple Farmer
Apple Computer, having recently won a suit brought by Apple Rrecords, the company founded by the Beatles, was surprised to find itself immediately dragged back into court to face a challenge by an inc
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Apple-Sued-Over-Logo-By-Apple-Farmer.html71: FED Raises Interest Rates, Except On Existing Mortgages
The Federal Reserve took the unusually considerate step of raising the interest rate again while providing that banks could not raise the mortgage rates on people who already have mortgages with them.
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/FED-Raises-Interest-Rates-Except-On-Existing-Mortgages.html72: Come Out With Your Checkbook Open
Joey, daring the spotlights that were scanning the warehouse in which he was holed up, took a quick look out the window at the crowd below, and shouted, “Never, you dirty, rotten bill collectors!” The
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Come-Out-With-Your-Checkbook-Open.html73: Dick Cheney Enrolls At Dale Carnegie; Updates Curriculum
Vice President Cheney, upon his return from a visit to former Soviet Bloc nations, during which he criticized Russian President Putin in unusually direct, if correct, terms, found himself suffering fr
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Dick-Cheney-Enrolls-At-Dale-Carnegie-Updates-Curriculum.html74: Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine
While The Theory of Evolution has received numerous challenges since Darwin proposed it, none seems to have taken the scientific community with such devastating surprise as the theory recently propose
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Theory-Of-Evolution-Challenged-By-French-Chef-Cites-Role-Of-Food-And-Wine.html75: Laugh and Stay Healthy
The American Heart Association has proved that laughing reduces your heart problems, as the circulation of blood becomes smooth. In fact, laughing reduces nearly 40% of your health problems.Try to cha
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Laugh-and-Stay-Healthy.html76: Trivial Pursuit: In Search Of Amusing Historic Events
I love trivia. While reading various books on various subjects over varying periods of time, I always come across some interesting tidbits of information…trivial food for thought, all of which make me
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Trivial-Pursuit-In-Search-Of-Amusing-Historic-Events.html77: Nasal Drip: An Anthropological Phenomenon
Supermarkets are the greatest places to people-watch, especially while standing in line waiting to pay for your groceries. I’ve observed some anthropological phenomenon that may surprise you. The most
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Nasal-Drip-An-Anthropological-Phenomenon.html78: The Wyrding Well of the Pines
When they had built the fit trail through the old Doc’s resort, they tore down the water tower. When I was little me and that ass next door would play in a pit behind the tower with Tonka trucks. My
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Wyrding-Well-of-the-Pines.html79: Despite Hurricane Season, Weather Still Better Than On Moon
While last year’s hurricane season made people who reverberate with manifestations of climate change shake their heads at the thunderous weather, we must admit that, despite its destructive force, the
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Despite-Hurricane-Season-Weather-Still-Better-Than-On-Moon.html80: Bolivian President Evo Morales: Expropriates Energy Company Assets While Accusing Them Of Stealing
The new leftist President of Bolivia, Evo Morales, wasted no time sending his nation’s underdeveloped economy into a tailspin by expropriating the assets of the energy companies who had made major inv
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