Humor Articles
41: Abatement of Illegal Aliens Thru Flooding and Storm Weather Warfare
As the new President comes into office in Mexico and now President Vincent Fox leaves office for riches due to connections; we may see a paradigm shift towards socialism or even communism? Think I am
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Abatement-of-Illegal-Aliens-Thru-Flooding-and-Storm-Weather-Warfare.html42: New Instance Of American Ingenuity; Nation Learns To Type
Who would have thought, just ten or so years ago, that people in all walks of life would have to learn how to type, somehow?
Now, who doesn’t? We see the nervous airline reservation agent, searching
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/New-Instance-Of-American-Ingenuity-Nation-Learns-To-Type.html43: Monkeys Reveal Elemental Speech Patterns; Ask For Shave And A Haircut
Researchers, listening carefully to the speech patterns of monkeys, determined that the creatures were incensed that they had evolved with all of their hair still bristling out of them, and they deman
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Monkeys-Reveal-Elemental-Speech-Patterns-Ask-For-Shave-And-A-Haircut.html44: Abbas Finds Way To Move Two-State Solution Ahead And Let Hamas Off Hardline Hook
Palistinian President Mahmoud Abbas cleverly found a way to get a two-state resolution before the Palestinian people to move his agenda ahead while providing a way for Hamas to get off its hard-line h
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Abbas-Finds-Way-To-Move-Two-State-Solution-Ahead-And-Let-Hamas-Off-Hardline-Hook.html45: America May Import Biz Execs; Too Many Here In Jail
As the conviction of Ken Lay and Jeffrey Skilling begins to lower the curtain on the Enron scandal, it has occurred in the now startlingly vacated halls of corporate America that so many execs are now
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/America-May-Import-Biz-Execs-Too-Many-Here-In-Jail.html46: Preventive Use Of Antipsychotic Drugs Weighed; Cite World Leaders
Psychiatry, which has evolved from advocating cathartic conversations to prescribing antipsychotic drugs, is now weighing prescribing the mental salves as a preventive measure, that is, before people
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Preventive-Use-Of-Antipsychotic-Drugs-Weighed-Cite-World-Leaders.html47: Internet, Which Began As Tech Wizardry, Ends Up As Ad Wizardry
The Internet, which began as the inspiration and implementation of technical wizards, has apparently ended up as the playground of advertising wizards. Witness the incessant publicity about such Inter
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Internet-Which-Began-As-Tech-Wizardry-Ends-Up-As-Ad-Wizardry.html48: Italian Man Asks Wrong Question About Christ; Court Agrees To Hear Case
As you know, an Italian gentleman has challenged the Catholic Church to prove that Christ existed, and, while the case was, somewhat expectedly, tossed out in an Italian court, the plaintiff, undaunte
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Italian-Man-Asks-Wrong-Question-About-Christ-Court-Agrees-To-Hear-Case.html49: Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes Part Of China
In a startling announcement, President Vicente Fox of Mexico revealed that his nation has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation as a province of China. As a result of
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Mexico-Solves-Immigration-Problem-Becomes-Part-Of-China.html50: Feed Dog Food to All the Lawyers
Have you ever noticed that Lawyers are not such nice people? It is because they do not live in the real world, but rather a world of trickery wrapped in a façade of meaningless words and dribble? Obvi
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Feed-Dog-Food-to-All-the-Lawyers.html51: Jokes for Jay Leno 02: President Bush
Jokes for Jay Leno 02: President BushThis is the second in a series to help Jay Leno find jokes for the Tonight Show. We focus on news about President Bush.Cost of Iraq OccupationWhen no WMDs were fou
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Jokes-for-Jay-Leno-02-President-Bush.html52: Abandoning Crude Oil in 2150
It appears at the current rate of new technologies and considering our nations growth, illegal immigrant population increases and demand issues that we may actually break our addiction to oil by somew
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Abandoning-Crude-Oil-in-2150.html53: Jokes from the News for Jay Leno 01: Police Jokes
I decided that Jay Leno needs all the help he can get so I wrote up a few jokes from the news. The first jokes in this Joke for Jay Leno Series are Police Jokes.TASER JokeTASER®, the stun gun people,
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Jokes-from-the-News-for-Jay-Leno-01-Police-Jokes.html54: Dig a Giant Ditch on the US-Mexican Border; Use the Dirt to Fill in New Orleans
Okay here is the deal, we have a huge problem with New Orleans in that the water has mostly all drained out and what is left is totally toxic. The whole area should be a Superfund Site, yet what do we
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Dig-a-Giant-Ditch-on-the-US-Mexican-Border-Use-the-Dirt-to-Fill-in-New-Orleans.html55: Polite Tips of Getting Rid of a Bible Thumper
Have you ever had someone come to your door and want to share their religion to you; sounds really nice doesn’t it? Indeed, they love their religion and their rendition of their God so much that they
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Polite-Tips-of-Getting-Rid-of-a-Bible-Thumper.html56: How to Get Rid of a Bible Thumper Maniac
Do you have acquaintances that are so into the “God Thing” that they are completely looped and borderline psychotic? In psychology we often discuss those who have invisible friends. When one is young
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/How-to-Get-Rid-of-a-Bible-Thumper-Maniac.html57: Rise of the Machines
After five years of mostly loyal service, my trusty computer finally gave up the ghost on me, recently.It had been on it’s last legs for some time, so the other week I decided to bite the bullet and r
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Rise-of-the-Machines.html58: Humor: What to Tell Your Wife and What Kids and Game-Show Contestants Say
There comes daily in the life of an old man who has retired and is continually in the presence of his wife–instead of at work where he belongs–the challenge to answer her questions. Remember, old peop
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Humor-What-to-Tell-Your-Wife-and-What-Kids-and-Game-Show-Contestants-Say.html59: Floods Strike New England; Lobsters Enter Kitchens
Heavy rains inundated New England, which experienced its worst flooding in decades.
The delicious saving grace is, the region, long known for its abundance of lobsters, found its dinner tables awash
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Floods-Strike-New-England-Lobsters-Enter-Kitchens.html60: Clever Bil Clinton Gets $5 Million Advance For Book On His Charitable Work
Think whatever you might of William Jefferson Clinton, you have to give the ever-smiling overachiever credit.
He finds, in the lassitude of his post-Presidential years, a devoted and commendable call
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