Humor Articles
21: Lawyers Need More Rules and Regulations
I am of the opinion and many who study the legal industry or know from first hand knowledge that most lawyers are crooks. To prevent the lawyers and attorneys from ripping off the American people, co
22: Lie Detector Tests Annually for All Lawyers
Why is it that we have so many rules and regulations for every single industry in the United States of America? We attack our business community each and every day and we make rules and regulations t
23: Illegal Human Aliens; A More Descriptive and Politically Correct Term
Many people use the term illegal immigrants and illegal aliens to describe the humans that sneak over the border between the United States and Mexico. But we should not call them illegal aliens other
24: Build US Fighter Planes in Mexico with Chinese Parts to Save Money
The United States Government is spending like it is going out of style and some are now saying that we must cut back. Still our economy has grown like never before and our National Debt is still only
25: Sports – World Soccer Cup 2006 – From a UFO Log Book
Our UFO has landed quietly last night in a densely populated coordinate at a region humans refer to as “Germany.” This particular congregation was generating so much noise we were compelled to study t
26: Napping: An Olympic Sport
Everyone is into physical fitness these days. Why? Are they planning on going to the Olympics? If not, why bother getting physical at all? Any time I see a person running, they look like they are in p
27: The Gift of Gab
The art of the schmooze, small talk, gift of gab, these are all descriptions given to a special talent some people have. It’s the ability to make conversation with a chunk of tanzanite if one had to.
28: The Bomber: Readers Beware
My family calls me “The Bomber”, not because I’m into explosives, but because I have the first pair of Bausch and Lomb aviator sunglasses ever made, making me look like an air force bombardier pilot.
29: When Lawyers Say; I Stand Corrected
Have you ever heard a lawyer say that; I stand corrected? As if it is a huge big deal? Well, the way they say it is as if they are never wrong, yet this one time they admit it and stand corrected. Wel
30: The Boy in the Road
He lay in the road and squinted up at the sun. The tar surface was hot and soft to the touch, and he liked the smell of it. There were no cars on the road. Only three people in the whole street owned
31: The Finely Tuned Athlete
I broke a promise to myself that I never would, and joined a gym about six months ago.I made a schoolboy error right off the bat, in that I joined the same gym as a much-fitter friend of mine was alre
32: Stand Up Comedienne - Gagging For A Joke
What type of person sees the funny side of a joke or gag told by a stand up comedienne, what type of person doubles over with laughter after the punch line of a joke has been delivered?
What kind of
33: A Funny Joke and The Man without Humor
April fool’s day is a favorite day for some, because there are many funny jokes that can be played. But when you are working for ‘The Man’ humor can be unacceptable. The workplace has become a controv
34: Abatement of Lawyers Caesar Style
Everyone is well aware of the problems with too many laws and lawyers in our nation. Business people often joke in the boardrooms of American Corporations, asking their lawyers if it is okay for them
35: How to Tell a Man from a Gorilla
Well, you can not always tell a man from a gorilla by looks alone, can you? Why just the other day my friend, Charlie Griffin, said while we were looking over the bikes of a motorcycle gang that visi
36: Abatement of Corruption in Congress
Well it appears that the corruption in Congress is so pervasive that the real problem now is not only getting rid of all the maggots and flies, but all the crap too. It appears that the Blob of Bureau
37: Abatement of Illegal Aliens Thru Flooding and Storm Weather Warfare
As the new President comes into office in Mexico and now President Vincent Fox leaves office for riches due to connections; we may see a paradigm shift towards socialism or even communism? Think I am
38: New Instance Of American Ingenuity; Nation Learns To Type
Who would have thought, just ten or so years ago, that people in all walks of life would have to learn how to type, somehow?
Now, who doesn’t? We see the nervous airline reservation agent, searching
39: Monkeys Reveal Elemental Speech Patterns; Ask For Shave And A Haircut
Researchers, listening carefully to the speech patterns of monkeys, determined that the creatures were incensed that they had evolved with all of their hair still bristling out of them, and they deman
40: Abbas Finds Way To Move Two-State Solution Ahead And Let Hamas Off Hardline Hook
Palistinian President Mahmoud Abbas cleverly found a way to get a two-state resolution before the Palestinian people to move his agenda ahead while providing a way for Hamas to get off its hard-line h
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