Humor Articles
281: I Drank Tea in December
The two writers laughed aloud as I ended the story. Not that it was the kind of thing that one likes to hear in the morning. Some would quickly go on their knees and pray that the “cup” passes next d
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/I-Drank-Tea-in-December.html282: HOW TO SPEND A ROMANTIC EVENING AT THE PARSONAGE
In reviewing my schedule last week, I noticed one glaring omission. At the moment I was rather shocked at this lapse, however, I took some comfort in the fact it was not intentional.The lapse in our
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/HOW-TO-SPEND-A-ROMANTIC-EVENING-AT-THE-PARSONAGE.html283: Halfway Through Summer - Are We Having Fun Yet
Today is Thursday the 23rd of June and we’re almost halfway through the summer can you believe it. It seem to me that you wait and wait to get past the winter (at least here in the Northeast) then som
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Halfway-Through-Summer-Are-We-Having-Fun-Yet.html284: Go Figure
I’m done with my thinking
I came up with none
I’m tired of playing a pensive philosopher of life
‘Don’t want to fully understand it
I just want to scream and laugh and dance in glee.
I read volumes
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Go-Figure.html285: Gas Pump Fever
Recalling the gas crisis twenty years ago, a songster has created a song timely for today: Cyril May’s release "Gas Pump Fever" goes miles toward cheering us through the high prices and long lines:"Ga
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Gas-Pump-Fever.html286: FUN LOOK AT A LADY HANG-GLIDER
Women can be sports widows when husbands take to the tube, but what’s a man to do when his lady love is a hang-glider? Cyril May and Jack McDonald explore this question in their playful tune, Macho Mo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/FUN-LOOK-AT-A-LADY-HANG-GLIDER.html287: Road Trip
I’m growing older but not upMy metabolic rate is pleasantly stuckLet those winds of time blow over my headI’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead (Jimmy Buffett)Buffett was playing as
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Road-Trip.html288: Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Drinking Coffee
After analyzing over 17,000 Dutch men and women, researchers recently concluded that those who drank seven or more cups of coffee a day were half as likely to develop type 2 diabetes than those who dr
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Everything-I-Need-To-Know-I-Learned-From-Drinking-Coffee.html289: Every Truck Lover’s Dream:
Truck song of truck songs, "Holocaust Harry’s Hotpipe". The tune ignores the gas crunch and wallows is the notion of big powerful monsters beyond whatever the non-custom rigs can do."Well I used to dr
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Every-Truck-Lovers-Dream.html290: Bashing the Opposite Sex
Way back in time, when men used to roam the earth with club in hand, women prayed that the man who knocked her out cold was "the one" - the caveman of her dreams.
Sadly though, many a headache and br
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Bashing-the-Opposite-Sex.html291: Dog Poo
In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The town’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an internation
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Dog-Poo.html292: Do you suffer from too much GAS?
It is well documented that too much gas can be detrimental.Gas can cause severe stomach cramps.Certain gases can be harmful to the enviroment.Other gases can consume oxygen, and basically "smother" y
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Do-you-suffer-from-too-much-GAS.html293: Dear Guy
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http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Dear-Guy.html294: Can You or Can’t You
There are a lot of people out there who for one reason or another really can’t so something. This article is not about you so don’t be offended. This article is about all the other people who for one
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Can-You-or-Cant-You.html295: An Often Overlooked Strategy for Getting Your Foot in the Do
Author: Kathleen GageEmail: Kathleen@turningpointpresents.com Word Count: 760Copyright © 2004 by Kathleen GageWeb address: www.kathleengage.com Publishing Guidelines: You may publish my article in you
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/An-Often-Overlooked-Strategy-for-Getting-Your-Foot-in-the-Do.html296: BRAZEN BACKYARD BLUNDERS
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.BRAZEN BACKYARD BLUNDERS-- Or, how to avoid doing things you shouldn’t being doing in your backyard --By Aphrodite Beamish, a half-witted, hey-nonny-nonny harridan a
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/BRAZEN-BACKYARD-BLUNDERS.html297: Bernie Ebbers and The Temptations
Bernie Ebbers and the Temptations.If you don’t give a heck about the man with the Bible in his hand. . . .--Mack RiceNo. Not those temptations. I mean The Temptations. And I am not talking about whoe
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Bernie-Ebbers-and-The-Temptations.html298: Asylum Seekers: Now With Wings
It seems inconceivable that a bird table could lead to thoughts about asylum seeking, but this seems to be the case.It all started innocently enough, of course. With winter now upon us, I thought it
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Asylum-Seekers-Now-With-Wings.html299: All That Flapping About Has To Stop
What a pleasant man that Rick Stein is. Only the other night, as I tucked into Mrs Holmes’ latest offering and flicked through the channels before settling down with his show (yes, another TV dinner)
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/All-That-Flapping-About-Has-To-Stop.html300: A POSTCARD FROM PARADISE LOST
(c) Theolonius McTavish 2004. All rights reserved.Seeking a spot of serenity somewhere in the universe, I recently booked a deep-discount dodgy berth on the ‘White Elephant Express Space Shuttle’, to
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