Humor Articles
221: Sell [Your] Phones
Today while driving I saw a young girl, probably around 11 years old, on a cell phone. She was walking along the side of the street talking to someone, and I couldn’t help but think that maybe she wa
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Sell-[Your]-Phones.html222: Got Originality?
There are many ways to be original these days. But unfortunately I cannot reveal any of these ways because the followers would then not be original, would they? Now, I realize that somewhere between
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Got-Originality.html223: Humans are like Monkeys
Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much different in their abilities to reason. Why is this? We mimic, copy, imitate that which we see. This is a common thing that all higher prima
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Humans-are-like-Monkeys.html224: Couch Potato Success Factors
There are five key character traits of superior couch potatoes.
You really do need to become aware of these critical success
factors if you are to master the underground couch potato world.
1. A tot
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Couch-Potato-Success-Factors.html225: Put Down That pencil
You’re surrounded, commanded the booming metallic voice from
outside. Give yourself up!
The occupant inside the barricaded room defiantly replies, I’m
not giving up!
Moments later a squad a black u
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Put-Down-That-pencil.html226: Zombie, and Other Assorted Un-dead Types
The most notable feature of zombies and other dead things is
that they are not very smart. Something happens to their logical
thinking process in the nether world just before they rise again
to terr
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Zombie-and-Other-Assorted-Un-dead-Types.html227: The Hazards of Tossing Pigs
The Hazards of Tossing Pigs
Saturday, both Jane and Barb had to work. I didn?t see either of
them during the day but Saturday night I went to eat at the
restaurant they work in. They serve two kinda
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Hazards-of-Tossing-Pigs.html228: Hippo Rage - a humorous look at stress and anger today
(text of a mini-keynote speech by David Leonhardt, The Happy
Guy, which brought down the house in Gatineau, Quebec, April 21,
2002)
Has anybody here ever been stuck in traffic for a frustratingly
lo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Hippo-Rage---a-humorous-look-at-stress-and-anger-today.html229: Three colors, six tenuous links
It was Christmas Eve last year that the car carrier, Tricolor,
was issued with a wreck removal notice. Having been crashed into
by a ship trying to overtake it, it has been lying there a wreck
ever
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Three-colors-six-tenuous-links.html230: Death Becomes Her
I had the funniest moment today. I called up a client only to
hear the words, “Abby is no longer with us.” Pause. He then
proceeded to say, “She hasn’t passed away, she’s just not with
our company a
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Death-Becomes-Her.html231: The day my computer died
I’ve always been a skeptic when it comes to technology,
especially computers and the Information Age. I used to think it
was crazy how people would put their total faith into a machine,
some even mor
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-day-my-computer-died.html232: Chastise Your Bread - Kneading Dough is Excellent Stress Therapy
The day wasn’t going well already. You know how it is, you wake
up in the morning with that migraine or the pounding headache in
the back of your head. The kids are up at the crack of dawn
(literally
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Chastise-Your-Bread---Kneading-Dough-is-Excellent-Stress-Therapy.html233: Snakes
Well, what is there about them you can say that is positive? How
can anybody trust a creature that is born without arms or legs
and smells with its tongue? Obviously, you can see I dislike
snakes! Fo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Snakes.html234: A Solution Polynesian, European and Seasonal
My petite, hyperactive daughter is what I call our Christmas
present from God. That’s because my husband was raised Jewish,
but is Polynesian, which means he was supposed to be Catholic,
but never ma
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/A-Solution-Polynesian-European-and-Seasonal.html235: Gloog
Gloog is a website dedicated to funny image edits. On www.gloog.net you can find funny
edits of images/logos and also animations have been added
recently. Go here for an enjoyable time on the web!
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Gloog.html236: The funny side of saying - I Love you
Love, the feeling that makes a person new and feel heavenly.
Love, a feeling that changes life within a moment. Have we not
heard of love at first sight? One who was happy go lucky in the
morning, ge
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-funny-side-of-saying---I-Love-you.html237: FunnyFacy, the next generation smileys
To express your emotion:
FunnyFacy enables his visitors to make smileys from their own
portrait. The process only takes 5 very simple stages: 1- Your
picture upload 2- Cut out to determine the "smil
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/FunnyFacy-the-next-generation-smileys.html238: Physics of The Soul
When Protons and antiprotons collide they annihilate one and
another and release energy in the form of photons Or you could
say that when matter is destroyed, light is created. Is this
much different
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Physics-of-The-Soul.html239: Cloning Advantage Super Families
As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves in an interesting predicament. We see the need of self to extend past one’s own lifetime as an innate characteristic; self-preservation h
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Cloning-Advantage-Super-Families.html240: Lactose Intolerant? It could be a good thing
Lactose Intolerant Individuals may prove a bonus in Space Missions. Lactose intolerant individuals have huge problems with gas from the inability to process certain dairy products and foods. Therefo
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