Humor Articles
181: The Drowning Spool
It was a momentous day in the neighborhood as all the kids were buzzing about the next big thing to arrive on the block. Though nobody could pinpoint exactly how or where this new marvel had first ap
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Drowning-Spool.html182: Junior Economics
One hot summer afternoon in August, a convenience store clerk leaned against the counter waiting for a customer to come along. Pretty soon a young boy entered the store, who looked to be around eight
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Junior-Economics.html183: Survival Instinct
One day a hiker was traveling along a mountain trail. He had planned to follow the trail for several miles before retracing his steps back to the point where he started. Several miles down the path
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Survival-Instinct.html184: Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall
My source at the Blair House told me a funny story the other day. It seems that Karl Rove stepped into the President’s bedroom and stood in front of the man-length mirror. He said, “Mirror, Mirror on
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Mirror-Mirror-on-the-Wall.html185: Do I Look Fat?
Ladies, if you find yourself asking your male companion that killer trick question "do I look fat", then let’s be honest, you are doing so for one of four reasons: you are fat, you are feeling fat, yo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Do-I-Look-Fat.html186: What if Bird Flu is Listening to the News Reports
What if Bird Flu was cognizant of our fears and what if it knew it must modify itself slightly along the N5H1 strain to infect humans and then changes it self slightly to grow and infect more human ho
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/What-if-Bird-Flu-is-Listening-to-the-News-Reports.html187: Spare Change
It was a beautiful summer day, so the man decided he would take a leisurely walk into town. As he walked along the road appreciating the scenery, he felt like there was going to be something particul
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Spare-Change.html188: Learning Precision
One of my first lessons in precision occurred at the home of my best friend when we were children. We decided it might be fun to rig a zip line across his back yard, stringing some plastic coated rope
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Learning-Precision.html189: BV Chronicles - Part I
Back in ancient times, oh say about 10 BV (Before Video games,) when a kid had nothing to do on a summer day, things got pretty difficult. Unlike today, when a kid can veg out for extended periods rac
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/BV-Chronicles-Part-I.html190: The Fruit Caper
Back in the days of my childhood, we lived in a richly competitive family. My parents were big advocates of teaching children responsibility at a very young age, and providing us with duties to perfo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Fruit-Caper.html191: UFO: I Practice Levitation
A couple of weeks ago I was watching Washington play the Eagles. It was near the end of the game and I saw that Washington could win by scoring two late-game touchdowns. In fact, I knew they would win
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/UFO-I-Practice-Levitation.html192: What Are You In For?
First off, I would like to say that our society should do a lot more than it does about making people aware of the consequences of their actions. Can you imagine being taken to prison in cuffs and le
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/What-Are-You-In-For.html193: If Only I Could Be An Earthworm
Maureen Dowd was on Imus the other morning plugging her new book, “Are Men Necessary”; a book I plan to buy so I can get some slightly demented insight into the mind of a troubled woman. During the in
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/If-Only-I-Could-Be-An-Earthworm.html194: New Mobile Applications Shock Market
Five stunning, new integrated mobile phone applications are set to revolutionise the way we communicate globally, while adding a whole new meaning to the word "personal" (subject to operator approval)
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/New-Mobile-Applications-Shock-Market.html195: Chicken Rearing 101: Your Complete Guide to How Not to Raise Chickens
Chick: A hatchlingCapon: A castrated male used for meat. (How much could that yield?)Pullet: A female chicken under one year old.Hen: A female chicken over one year of ageRooster: A male chicken over
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Chicken-Rearing-101-Your-Complete-Guide-to-How-Not-to-Raise-Chickens.html196: God Grants Me an Interview
I sent a postcard to St. Peter asking for an interview with God. To my surprise I found myself standing at the Pearly Gates. I realized immediately that these were indeed the Pearly Gates because they
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/God-Grants-Me-an-Interview.html197: Perks of Global Warming
Marya Mannes once wrote, “The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future.” Obviously Ms. Mannes p
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Perks-of-Global-Warming.html198: Men Go Extinct
You did this to me!Me! The king of the jungle.The ultimate muscle bound stud. Adonis! God’s gift to women.I’m going extinct!I hope you women out there with your equal rights are happy. You better enjo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Men-Go-Extinct.html199: Read this Article if You Want to Hunt the Spotted Owl
There is a growing number of Americans who are sick and tired of the Sierra Club’s attack on the country and their incessant lawsuits. One of the biggest jokes out West is when people talk about the S
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Read-this-Article-if-You-Want-to-Hunt-the-Spotted-Owl.html200: How to Surf Hurricane Storm Surges
For all the dumb people and Bozos who think it might be fun to Surf Hurricane Storm Surges, well, this article is for you. And since there is a non-ending supply of brain dead thrill seekers out there
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