Humor Articles
181: What if Bird Flu is Listening to the News Reports
What if Bird Flu was cognizant of our fears and what if it knew it must modify itself slightly along the N5H1 strain to infect humans and then changes it self slightly to grow and infect more human ho
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/What-if-Bird-Flu-is-Listening-to-the-News-Reports.html182: Spare Change
It was a beautiful summer day, so the man decided he would take a leisurely walk into town. As he walked along the road appreciating the scenery, he felt like there was going to be something particul
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Spare-Change.html183: Learning Precision
One of my first lessons in precision occurred at the home of my best friend when we were children. We decided it might be fun to rig a zip line across his back yard, stringing some plastic coated rope
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Learning-Precision.html184: BV Chronicles - Part I
Back in ancient times, oh say about 10 BV (Before Video games,) when a kid had nothing to do on a summer day, things got pretty difficult. Unlike today, when a kid can veg out for extended periods rac
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/BV-Chronicles-Part-I.html185: The Fruit Caper
Back in the days of my childhood, we lived in a richly competitive family. My parents were big advocates of teaching children responsibility at a very young age, and providing us with duties to perfo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Fruit-Caper.html186: UFO: I Practice Levitation
A couple of weeks ago I was watching Washington play the Eagles. It was near the end of the game and I saw that Washington could win by scoring two late-game touchdowns. In fact, I knew they would win
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/UFO-I-Practice-Levitation.html187: What Are You In For?
First off, I would like to say that our society should do a lot more than it does about making people aware of the consequences of their actions. Can you imagine being taken to prison in cuffs and le
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/What-Are-You-In-For.html188: If Only I Could Be An Earthworm
Maureen Dowd was on Imus the other morning plugging her new book, “Are Men Necessary”; a book I plan to buy so I can get some slightly demented insight into the mind of a troubled woman. During the in
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/If-Only-I-Could-Be-An-Earthworm.html189: New Mobile Applications Shock Market
Five stunning, new integrated mobile phone applications are set to revolutionise the way we communicate globally, while adding a whole new meaning to the word "personal" (subject to operator approval)
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/New-Mobile-Applications-Shock-Market.html190: Chicken Rearing 101: Your Complete Guide to How Not to Raise Chickens
Chick: A hatchlingCapon: A castrated male used for meat. (How much could that yield?)Pullet: A female chicken under one year old.Hen: A female chicken over one year of ageRooster: A male chicken over
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Chicken-Rearing-101-Your-Complete-Guide-to-How-Not-to-Raise-Chickens.html191: God Grants Me an Interview
I sent a postcard to St. Peter asking for an interview with God. To my surprise I found myself standing at the Pearly Gates. I realized immediately that these were indeed the Pearly Gates because they
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/God-Grants-Me-an-Interview.html192: Perks of Global Warming
Marya Mannes once wrote, “The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future.” Obviously Ms. Mannes p
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Perks-of-Global-Warming.html193: Men Go Extinct
You did this to me!Me! The king of the jungle.The ultimate muscle bound stud. Adonis! God’s gift to women.I’m going extinct!I hope you women out there with your equal rights are happy. You better enjo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Men-Go-Extinct.html194: Read this Article if You Want to Hunt the Spotted Owl
There is a growing number of Americans who are sick and tired of the Sierra Club’s attack on the country and their incessant lawsuits. One of the biggest jokes out West is when people talk about the S
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Read-this-Article-if-You-Want-to-Hunt-the-Spotted-Owl.html195: How to Surf Hurricane Storm Surges
For all the dumb people and Bozos who think it might be fun to Surf Hurricane Storm Surges, well, this article is for you. And since there is a non-ending supply of brain dead thrill seekers out there
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/How-to-Surf-Hurricane-Storm-Surges.html196: Diet Failure is not Your Fault
How can diet failure be your fault? After all you can always find some reason to blame the other guy for just about anything; isn’t that our training? I mean look at the Donald Trump "You’re Fired" re
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Diet-Failure-is-not-Your-Fault.html197: Mexican Marijuana Crop Washed out from Hurricane Stan Flooding
Many Marijuana Pot Smokers are quite worried that the increase in prices will hurt their healthy pot smoking habit. This just after the FBI indicated they would hire people who had smoked pot. Pot smo
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Mexican-Marijuana-Crop-Washed-out-from-Hurricane-Stan-Flooding.html198: The Food Pyramid
Just a few calories ago, the government revised the food pyramid. You can see it at http://www.mypyramid.gov/
It has a snazzy new logo with a stick figure dashing up the Steps To a Healthier You on
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/The-Food-Pyramid.html199: Stun Gun Cat Food Robotic Shocker
Does you neighbors cats conveniently come to your house for an extra meal, stealing your own cat’s food? Damn those neighborhood cats anyway. It costs a lot to buy cat food and God knows you do not ne
http://marabe7.com/ALL/Humor/Stun-Gun-Cat-Food-Robotic-Shocker.html200: Pool Sweep Shark Robot
The new Swimming Pool Vacuum Sweep Shark Simulation Robot will do many things to help your pool. Save lives and prevent yellow water human discharges.It also we maintain a set of highly sophisticated
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