All the People Who Ate Meat on Friday Went to Hell
For Centuries the Catholic Church forbid people from eating meat on Fridays and so no one ate meat, instead they ate something else. Now that the Pope changed the rules a few decades ago one has to wonder if indeed it is fair to all the people who previously went to hell for eating meat on that day.
I mean there they are stuck in hell for something that is no longer against the rules, says the little hunched over guy in the funny “B-Movie” type Wardrobe and cruises around in a silly little Pope Mobile. Nevertheless, now that the rules have changed, I propose we organize a multi-lateral Coalition of the greatest nations on Earth with the greatest military and form a rescue mission. We must bring these poor soles back from Hell.
Why? Well because it is not fair you know. We know we cannot get the United Nations to pass a resolution, after all who knows how many of the Third World Leaders are Satan followers or how many modern nations are involved in some sort of “Food-for-the-Souls Programs” under the table so to speak?
We must save these souls as their civil rights are being severely violated down there and we as caring nation must do something about this. We cannot negotiate with the Devil or the nation states, which sponsor him. So we may have to go down there ourselves and save these souls. It is a just and noble cause after all these folks only wanted to put a little protein in their diets and did not have anything against animals with hooves or eating them on Fridays?
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