Humor Articles
1: Jokes For Jay Leno: Celebrity Jokes
I’ve noted that Jay Leno is still hurting for jokes. This is the third of my helpful articles providing original jokes to poor Ol’ Jay. This time I’ve decided to use one of Jay’s favorite topics, cele
2: Rescue a Cockroach from Your Cat - Humanely
The Scene:Your house cat, following her natural feline instinct, has spotted something moving which does not seem to have permission to trespass. She spends an hour or so deciding what to do, then sud
3: Feng Fu-Kung Shui-Combining Interior Designing with Martial Arts
At last the authorities have signed the necessary papers and the design firm of Feng Fu-Kung Shui can move forward with its monumental effort to bring Kung Fu to its room arrangements and Feng Shui to
4: Humanist Terrorists Nabbed In Miami; Planned To Plant Explosive Books
A group that calls itself humanist terrorists was apprehended by the FBI in a preemptive strike in Miami. The terrorist cell, which claims affiliation with the Middle Atlantic terror group all-Librari
5: Why Al-Qaeda’s Promise Of Paradise Is Fundamentally Illogical
As we listen to the two principal culprits of Al-Qaeda attempt to motivate the unsuspecting to become suicidal dupes of its ideology, we cannot help but hear that their furious rhetoric is grievously
6: 100 Pounds Of Marijuana Found At Home Depot: Sold As Grass Seed
An unsuspecting contractor drove to his nearby Home Depot to buy a vanity. When he opened it, besides the usual shelves, he discovered two 50-lb bricks of marijuana.
Police were summoned and invited
7: A Cialis A Day Keeps The Uncertainty Away
The maker of Cialis will apply to the FDA for approval of a once-a-day version of its ED treatment. The company maintains that a daily dose will allow the benefactor to enjoy more spontaneous delight
8: The Nine Lives Generation
I was watching another depressing segment on some all-news channel when the subject of milk came up. If you haven’t heard, milk is poison. That’s it. I really should be dead by now.It’s a wonder anyon
9: Washington DC Built Along a Massive Flood Zone
Well it appears that Washington DC is built along a massive flood zone? How convenient indeed. Heck it serves those bureaucrats and podium politicians right does it not? Well what is the tally so far?
10: Washington DC Floods and Gets a Power Flush
Pounding torrential rains pummel the Washington DC podium pushing politicians. Battering storms flood out the Blob of Bureaucracy and bureaucrats. It is great to see that since Washington DC cannot cl
11: What Is a Dunk Tank?
Dunk tanks are fun at festivals and can rise a lot of money. Most dunk tanks are so easy to set up it only takes one person and it is easy to maintain and operate one as well. Obviously, the person wi
12: Flood Washington DC and Washout Corruption
Well I guess we cannot get the corruption out of Washington DC, but we can certainly flood them out of Office. These Politicians think they can do as they please and get away with running our governme
13: Which is Worse Pig Crap or Lawyers?
The other day we were all sitting in a Coffee Shop and one of the gentleman there mentioned something about lawyers and we got into a 2-hour conversation on the subject. I am thinking to myself as a r
14: Can We Please Move Washington D.C. to Dodge City Kansas
We must protect Washington DC from floods and International Terrorists. We must protect the great men and women and our noble leaders. We must protect the heart of our nation from the Bird Flu. We mus
15: I Get A Letter From Dear Abby
To my big surprise I got a letter from ”Abby” of Dear Abby fame. Here is the letter:Dear Taylor Jones, the hack writer:I’m about to go out of my mind. I thought that perhaps you could help me. You may
16: It Was Lights Out At The Old Ballgame
Someone yelling, “Let’s play ball,” officially announces spring. Springtime and baseball seem to go together, as if God created springtime just for the national pastime.Something about that first base
17: Federal Trade Commission Loses Employee Personal Information
Well now I have heard the ultimate of incompetence with the Federal Trade Commission, as yesterday they lost two lap tops filled with personal information and data of 110 employees that work there? Ho
18: Downsize Government; Save Taxpayers Money and Move Offices to Mexico
The United States government is spending taxpayers money like never before and it is time they go on both a diet and do a little downsizing. Perhaps they should do a little off shoring as well. Many
19: Snooze Wars: The Battle Between The Sheets
A few months ago, I wrote a tongue-in-cheek piece titled, “Nap For Success.”As I was scanning the ratings of my articles I noticed at least one reader hated it, awarding it a single star.For a moment
20: Ex-CIA; Good Chance He is Gay
Have you ever met someone who worked at the CIA or has retired from the CIA? Well if you have there is a good chance he is gay. Many people in the intelligence industry are homosexuals and many are v
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