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* Studio is located in an unfashionable area of New York. Great for one person or a very close couple. * Got a cool bobcat as a house pet. * Password - Ihatethisapartment * I am leaving behind a bunch of unnecessary baggage and taking with me a handful of wisdom. * Your sexuality is none of my business. I could care less so long as you are not into barnyard animals or kiddie porn. * Looking for a roommate and/or wife. Must be a coffee maker. * Renter should be sober. * Professional female who recently moved into the area with a jerk of a boyfriend. Of course, mother was right. * I was suddenly displaced when the owner of the house accidently started it on fire. * Renter must keep the bathroom and kitchen spotless. * I am not a total neat freak but I hate being shorter than stacks of beer cans. * Lights out at 11:30. * It can be anything except for a card board box. * If you are looking for someone who is interested in staying out of trouble.....that is me. * If you have aspirations to wear suits and ties etc. or like to wear sweaters around your neck.....You won’t like it here.
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